Fancy meeting you here...

I figured a little introduction before I get started might not be such a bad thing, so here's the top 3 things you need to know about me:

1. I pretty much hate everything and everyone. Most people think I'm kinda mean, but I prefer to think of myself as that loveable crotchety old woman sitting on her porch shouting at the neighbourhood kids...except I'm only 23... and I don't have a porch...

2. I think I'm funny. It can get awkward.

3. I have way too much time on my hands.

That's pretty much it for now.