Long time no See

It's been rather a long time since my last post. I'd like to blame this on a busy social life, however the real culprit is actually my pathetically short attention span. I envy goldfish. 

My return to these pages can be blamed upon my most favourite darling uncle, Unky T. A touching appeal on his own blog has pushed me to again pour my meagre thoughts out to the world at large. I am, sadly, a little too busy today for an extended recount of the last year, so I shall leave you now with a promise to return very soon with the whole epic tale. 

My last words today will answer a question which has no doubt plagued you all...

I found the pillow.